Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Leroy Jenkins Has Eaten The Falcon.



The dog ate probably $50 worth of things today. Give or take. GW price is just below $45, but then there’s shipping. Margin. Minus cleaning products. Just wrecked the craft. we thought, in our imagination, that we knew what a wrecked craft was. But we didn’t know. Until we saw what a 15 week old ¾ Yellow Lab ¼ German Sheppard could do to an Eldar tank given an afternoon free to poop and chew. It was our hubris that caused this. We wanted to see it on its flying base. It was not sturdy. By any means. But it was glorious in its own way. Falcon Grav Tank with bright lance. Just one. The other was missing, but we would have found the other. Now it is probably inside intestines. At least we have a picture to remember her by before we turn her into some terrain. Probably. Probably she can not be rebuilt. The bastard ate the pilot. Last known photo below. Craft circled crudely in red.